Monday, March 19, 2012

10 Ways to Know You Were 'That Person' on St. Patty's

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Boston is a sea of green around St. Patty's Day. The bars are filled to capacity. Restaurants are jammed.  Parties are happening at every other apartment. It serves as a really good reason for people to get together and hang out. For some the day can be a little much, because they revel a little to much in St. Patty's Day spirit. 

10 Ways to Know that You Were 'That Person' on St. Patty's: 
  • You knock a bar, stocked with expensive alcohol, down a complete flight of stairs. 
  • You slowly moved away from the bar if you either threw up there or knocked something over, because you know you are too drunk to clean it up
  • You stay up until 3am, only to wake up watch the parade, and pass out drunk again by 11am.
  • You are hitting on a chick or dude that isn't attractive, because you are too drunk to know better.
  • You invite people to a party where you don't know anybody, and no one knows you. 
  • You find people randomly saying, "Eat something. Have a glass of water." 
  • You are sunburned from going to the beach for a St. Patty's Day dip, but you passed on a dune instead 
  • You find yourself in a cab with no money, because someone put you there 
  • You wake up in the morning and don't where you are or who the person is next to you 
  • Your neighbor won't talk to you for weeks/years, because your party spilled over onto their property  

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